I DO NOT HAVE 2 GRAMS IN MY RIGHT SOCK T-SHIRT

Extremely specific. Completely innocent.

A Dirty Laundry Club shock-humor tee built for questionable jokes and the kind of group chat that should never be screenshotted.

• Classic unisex fit
• Midweight everyday tee
• Solid colors are 100% cotton; fabric blends vary by color
• Printed to order • Shipping calculated at checkout

Adult humor. Intended for adults.